God's Minute

Tonight, I was checking my email and I got a new email from God's Minute. It's a daily devotional email that I subscribed because I know that I will be very busy checking and answering emails everyday. So the today's one was pretty funny that I thought I should share it to everyone who's reading my blog.

Enjoy.

HE WILL YET FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH LAUGHING., 

AND YOUR LIPS WITH REJOICING. ( JOB 8:21 ) 

  Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
  A. German Shepherds.

  Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
  A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
  else was in liquidation.

  Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
  Bible?
  A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank
  of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

  Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
  A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
  in a "Fury". David's "Triumph" was heard throughout the
  land. Also, probably a "Honda," because the apostles
  were all in one "Accord."

  Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
  A. Samson. He brought the house down.

  Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
  lawbreaker in the Bible?
  A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

  Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in
  the Bible?
  A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

  Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
  A. Joshua, son of Nun.

  Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
  A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
  (Groannn...)